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The Three War Pigs

This will be a parody of the Three Little Pigs.

Once upon a time, there were three war pigs. Bolton, Pompeo, and Trump. Trump a real estate tycoon and was the most arrogant of the three. Pompeo had experience in overthrowing governments while he was in the CIA. And Bolton worked in the White House during the Bush years of war.

The three war pigs were never happy destroying single government. Bolton had years of experience destroying governments and he had a thirst for blood that couldn't be filled by committing genocide against one country. No, he had to have multiple forms of genocide going at once.

Bolton had served as the head hunter for another President after 9/11. He helped to fund and demolish a CIA creation called Taliban. The blood which spilled in the streets of Afghanistan and Iraq simultaneously temporarily filled his thirst for blood. 

Pompeo was the head of a terrible government agency called the CIA. They prided themselves on their ability to gather intelligence by any means necessary. There was no low they wouldn't hit.

Trump had been a somewhat successful Real Estate Tycoon. In the 1990s he went bankrupt four times and almost lost everything. That is until the devil came and helped him today with the understanding he'd help them later on via any method the devil demanded.

One fateful night in November 2016 the debt to the devil started being paid. Over a year Trump would huff and puff to threaten an ancient country called Syria. Trump was told to bomb and he did as he was told by the devil. Over a two year period, Trump filled his office with multiple disciples of the devil. All had a thirst for blood. But none equaled that of Pompeo and Bolton.

Late in 2018 Trump was told to take two new war pigs named Pompeo and Bolton. The stage was set to spill blood once again. After trying to figure out whose blood would be spilled the devil told them Venezuela. Venezuela has oil and gold. Also, they failed to get a contract to explore for the gold so there would dire consequences to them if they didn't go after the gold and oil. After all the devil is a member of one of the 13 Satanic Bloodlines and he wants the gold and oil.

Now the three war pigs are sending our relatives in Venezuela so the devil can steal the oil and gold from the rightful owners of them. That is where our story will pause...


What will happen next? Will the War Pigs be successful in Venezuela where they failed in Syria? Will they make the devil happy with blood filling the streets?




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